Easily breakable New Years resolutions for 2022

Easily breakable New Years resolutions for 2022

By News Without Politics

Go vegan for six months and give up for a 3 dollar hamburger

Stop telling the same dumb jokes or get new friends.

Stop procrastinating about making New Years resolutions

Make life more exciting by not overthinking everything and embracing the mistakes

Stop going to group therapy just to get a date

Actually read all 57 pages of the terms and conditions agreement before signing up on a website or before they go out of business (whichever comes first)

Never push an elevator button more than once

Leave my phone at home one day a week

Stop losing sleep over why I can’t lose weight

Stop losing weight over why I can’t sleep

New Year's resolutions you can actually -- ahem -- keep (wink)

Focus on my attention deficit disorder (ADD) before I get distracted and forget what I was focusing on

Exercise like my life depends on it, or until I get tired

Make extra money and save up enough to take that motivational seminar

Stop making resolution lists that I can’t keep

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