By News Without Politics
Go vegan for six months and give up for a 3 dollar hamburger
Stop telling the same dumb jokes or get new friends.
Stop procrastinating about making New Years resolutions
Make life more exciting by not overthinking everything and embracing the mistakes
Stop going to group therapy just to get a date
Actually read all 57 pages of the terms and conditions agreement before signing up on a website or before they go out of business (whichever comes first)
Never push an elevator button more than once
Leave my phone at home one day a week
Stop losing sleep over why I can’t lose weight
Stop losing weight over why I can’t sleep
Focus on my attention deficit disorder (ADD) before I get distracted and forget what I was focusing on
Exercise like my life depends on it, or until I get tired
Make extra money and save up enough to take that motivational seminar
Stop making resolution lists that I can’t keep
Lern howe too spel beter
Stop stressing about the news
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